Naive-24h-Cron-Dunning — Verified AbandonAlpha Audit & CNN Sensor Report

Permanent public benchmark permalink for Naive-24h-Cron-Dunning. Graded D (44/100) via deterministic telemetry and Spectral Residual Visual Saliency + Checkout Friction Heatmap CNN (16ms).

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Diagnostic Dimension	Measured Readout	Remediation / Action	Status
Overall Benchmark Grade	D (44/100)	Losing 43% of Recoverable insufficient_funds MRR	WALL_OF_SHAME
Primary Vertical Telemetry	19.4% Recovery Only • Issuer Block Triggered	Compare on Public Leaderboard	VERIFIED
CNN Visual/Acoustic Tensor	42.0% Retry Collision Before 1st/15th Payday Deposit	Spectral Residual Visual Saliency + Checkout Friction Heatmap CNN (16ms)	DETERMINISTIC
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